Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
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Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
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