Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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