Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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