she was so not down for the gang bang
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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