Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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