I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
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sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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