How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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