So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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