Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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