I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
id be glad to
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
I'm at about main and main street
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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