I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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