Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
"it" just moved
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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