My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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