i jhust puked up my retainher.
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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