why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
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Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
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We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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