it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
What a dumb baby whore.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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