after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
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That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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