there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
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The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
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