why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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