I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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