I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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