would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Randomize
