I wanna passion pit in your ass
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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