Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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