found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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