I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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