About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
This is the high leading the old right now
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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