I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
