I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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