I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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