There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
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That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
you never un-have a 4some
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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