I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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