Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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