That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
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