bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
You may now shotgun with the bride
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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