so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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