Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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