And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Randomize
