True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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