did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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