You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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