I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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