it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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