i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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