My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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