Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This girl is more easily done than said...
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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