ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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