Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
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I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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