just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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