U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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