But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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