Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
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You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Found your dick twin last night
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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