got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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