it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
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You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.