how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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