Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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