My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
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yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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