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(916): View more from California

I'm really into asian looking animals

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(772): View more from Florida

What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?

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that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.

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(818): View more from California

I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.

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(641): View more from Iowa

You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.

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(614): View more from Ohio

A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.

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(818): View more from California

I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.

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